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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7938 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!