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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6657 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 72 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!