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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1054 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Votes: | 6070 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!