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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 916 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!