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AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2099	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	766147
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Potions Brewed:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	716
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	126	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	556	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ShowerCamShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BedrockBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TowerTroubleMC

Airport, airspace, Aviation, Beirut, Breach, Communication, Conflict, control tower, diplomatic incident, Frequency, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, TowerTroubleMC, VIOLATION, Warning

so like, this server is so lit that even Israel is tryna get in on the action! they breached the Beirut airport control tower’s frequency just to warn everyone about how epic this server is. if that’s not a sign that you need to join, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe Israel will start a faction and try to take over the server. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14