BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	2545
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	69
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	1971
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	697
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	250	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Star Shards Collected:	289
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8610

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	818894	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	682	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	149	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	137
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	258750
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net