BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Love Letters Sent:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	9605

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Endless Night Skies:	1

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	164870
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Votes:	900
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8707
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com