BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	2044	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9787
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6550
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	4136	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	334	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4986
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	5296	Void Gems Collected:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crops Grown:	4791
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2455
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net