BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	252992
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Potions Brewed:	97	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Farms Harvested:	705
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchantments Applied:	273
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	6692	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
New Chunks Explored:	809484	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8594	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	128	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8352
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	2381
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com