BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crops Grown:	8749	Ores Mined:	4884
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Votes:	2508	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2326
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	686
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8969
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	7921	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5629	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	8193

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Votes:	6208	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7187
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2740	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchantments Applied:	226	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	263

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	2553
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1670
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net