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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8037 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Potions Brewed: | 41 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2126 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
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