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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2922 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Emeralds Found: | 9385 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!