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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1075 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 999581 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1619 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!