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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6492 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!