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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2180 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 383839 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!