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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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