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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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