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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

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