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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ores Mined: 6388
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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