> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	3896

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Emeralds Found:	2928	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4669
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	296

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Potions Brewed:	125
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2614	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7549
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!