Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 6866

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Zombie Dances: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3907

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

    Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Magic Items Found: 1670
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9472 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 New Chunks Explored: 986118
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ores Mined: 4293

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Animals Bred: 144 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3331 New Chunks Explored: 841622
    Emeralds Found: 961 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dimension Hops: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Ores Mined: 7427 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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