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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 259 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?