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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7881 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 3358 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?