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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3069 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?