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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8066 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?