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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9794 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 185 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.
our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.
so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.
join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!
