BBQBroJokeExplainerAITA

#announcement, announcement ruined, BBQBroJokeExplainerAITA, Behavior, Blame, brother-in-law, CAR, family bbq, family gathering, gesticulating, Grandparents, immature, JOKE, loaner, manly, Nurse, Party, Trans, Transmission, Upset, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother-in-law Dave? Look no further! Join our server for a party that’s crazier than a family gathering with Dave in the mix.

We’ve got food, decorations, and drama galore just like at Dave’s house. But here, you can actually have fun without worrying about Dave’s antics. And if you’re looking for a server where blowing a tranny is a compliment, this is the place for you!

Join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than watching Dave act out inappropriate gestures in front of his pregnant wife announcement. Trust us, the chaos here is next level.

So come on over and join the madness. Just make sure to leave your brother-in-law Dave at home – we’ve got enough craziness here already!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Dimension Hops:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	301648
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	6813	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Void Gems Collected:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3994	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2946	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net