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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 116 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6649 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
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