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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9582 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!