Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	9371
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

play.velocity-mc.com

VanillaMC

Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	273
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

This is a regular survival server

192.95.49.186

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1221	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	263
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

FadedSB.com

Dovercraft

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Dover craft Friendly towny server

23.95.30.145

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

www.vanilla-craft.com

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

87.98.139.117:26365

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	116	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Towns Built:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

play.UWARS.NET

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

vtownhood.mymc.io

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Farms Harvested:	473
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Survival Server

play.craftlife.com.br

xxooss

Creative

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

23.95.30.251

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4173	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

mc.skyarmy.eu

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

198.143.131.99

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchantments Applied:	278
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

n6.csrv.pl:14834

Freeside MC

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7399	Mines Excavated:	2291
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	734
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

play.freesidemc.com

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8863	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

mc.tiki-craft.com