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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9080 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 1131 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
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