Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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