Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more fails and losses than a Chase Bank “glitch”! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and epic fails that will have you crying with laughter.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good challenge and thrive on chaos. From accidentally blowing up your own base to losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, our community is always ready to laugh it off and move on to the next crazy adventure.

But that’s not all – we also have a special section dedicated to posting your most outrageous fails and losses for everyone to enjoy. Whether you accidentally hit a pigman and got swarmed by angry mobs or fell into a pit of creepers, we want to see it all!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Emeralds Found: 7888
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 204 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Animals Bred: 86

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Villages Defended: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3261 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Crops Grown: 3625 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 New Chunks Explored: 380646

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5340 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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