Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more fails and losses than a Chase Bank “glitch”! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and epic fails that will have you crying with laughter.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good challenge and thrive on chaos. From accidentally blowing up your own base to losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, our community is always ready to laugh it off and move on to the next crazy adventure.

But that’s not all – we also have a special section dedicated to posting your most outrageous fails and losses for everyone to enjoy. Whether you accidentally hit a pigman and got swarmed by angry mobs or fell into a pit of creepers, we want to see it all!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Villages Defended: 11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Chimeras Created: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Emeralds Found: 1166

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8185 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Villages Defended: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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