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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3077 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.