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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8689 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 144 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 959140 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.