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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2032 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bandaid-eating place you’ll ever experience!
Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.
