BananasCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Items Found:	4087	Enchantments Applied:	300
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	6283	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Animals Bred:	170
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Votes:	2011

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7886
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Votes:	2260	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Potions Brewed:	154
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1864
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Star Shards Collected:	227
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7