BananasCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	691	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Votes:	132
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mines Excavated:	4857
Towns Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2090
Players Killed by Monsters:	7646	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2154	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Votes:	8734	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	208
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1137	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	1544

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	180

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Emeralds Found:	3374
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

Players:	101/700	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1