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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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