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SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1009	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Villages Defended:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Potions Brewed:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Farms Harvested:	960	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Votes:	3493	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5782
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7744	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145