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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4294 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 115 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!