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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6323 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!