Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

OrionCraft is created for survival players who want to dip their toes into the exciting world of modded gameplay while preserving vanilla gameplay. You always have that one friend that doesn’t like to build or the other that doesn’t like to mine. With that in mind we created OrionCraft so that you don’t have to split up from your friends because there is something to do for everybody. With the Java and Bedrock compatibitlity we made that option even better. So grab your friends and decide if you wanna be on the PVP leaderboard or you wanna make your own custom painting with the Art plugin! Some of our features: – Crates – Playerwarps – Chest Shops – 1450+ Quests – Grief Prevention – Land Claiming – – McMMO – Events & Contests – Jobs – Keep Inventory (except End) – Dynamap and more! –

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6610
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchantments Applied:	192
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.