Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Are you interested in the ultimate online semi-vanilla survival experience? Then ProtectorsCraft is for you! ProtectorsCraft is a server based solely on providing the best Semi-Vanilla experience. It’s online 24/7, with up to 100 players. Best thing? It’s crossplay compatible with both bedrock and Java platforms! Since our creation in early 2020, we have steadily built our server around the needs and feedback of our community, and now we are inviting you to be part of our adventure.Server IP [1.13-1.20.4]: play.protectorscraft.us Server IP (Bedrock) [1.20.40 – 1.20.51]: play.protectorscraft.us:19132 Website: http://protectorscraft.us/ Discord: http://protectorscraft.us/discord Server Commands: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/commands Player Tiers: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/ranks/tiers Owner: KaludiSome features our survival server comes with: Home & Claim System, Warp System, TPA System, Economy System, Unique And Custom Made Player Tier System, Seamless Custom Made Bedrock and JAVA Inventory, and Vote Reward System Player tiers go from Coal Rank, all the way to Netherite Rank. Seamless Custom Made Bedrock Forms For Bedrock Players, And Custom Made Inventory Menus For JAVA Players, Vote Reward System, Very friendly Community, Staff and Owner, who is always listening to feedback and working on updates!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ores Mined:	7006

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Animals Bred:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7955

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Potions Brewed:	118
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.