BakeOrBreakMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

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join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ores Mined:	4650	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Yakiri’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being done dirty like poor ol’ they in this cruel world? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to give you the justice you deserve! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you seek revenge on those who have wronged you. Build epic fortresses, gather allies, and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for redemption! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds rain from the sky on our server – talk about bling bling, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s show the world that karma is a blocky beast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Last Get Dub In Battle Royal Game Anon Minecraft SMP

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If you’re tired of getting clapped in battle royale games, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only battle you’ll be facing is against creepers and zombies! Our server is so lit, even Steve himself is jealous of our epic loot and insane builds.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying dragons and building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players start a boy band and serenade the Ender Dragon into submission.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring battle royale games behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	86	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing friendships and relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and dilemma just like this story!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, trying to build the perfect castle, when suddenly your best friend asks to join you on an epic adventure. But wait, your significant other surprises you with an early return and now you have to choose between them! Who will you pick to be your Minecraft buddy? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like virtual concerts with your favorite Minecraft artists and surprise appearances from famous YouTubers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle just like in this crazy story!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ores Mined:	6239	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo”

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, 700 indian soldiers be chillin along da israel-lebanon border, like whaaat? dat’s sum next level protection for our pixelated world yo.

come join us and experience da thrill of building and surviving while surrounded by real life soldiers, like u gotta be on ur A game or else they might mistake u for a creeper and blow u up, haha jk. but seriously, join us for some epic adventures and maybe even make friends with some soldiers, who knows?

so come on, what u waitin for? join our server and let’s make some memories together, like da time we built a giant statue of a chicken and the soldiers thought it was a peace offering, haha good times.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	6022	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	380
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1853

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

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Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StalkedCraft – BFF Edition

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Picture this: You’re casually mining for diamonds in our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere and whispers those words to you. But here’s the catch – she’s actually a secret agent on a mission to save the world from evil mobs who have infiltrated our server! Join us for epic adventures, secret missions, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a hero in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

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join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4646
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HezCraftRiotsIndya

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN PROTEST! WE GOT HEZBOLLAH LEADERS DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IT’S A REAL PARTY UP IN HERE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE MAKE INDIA LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL PICNIC! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS TOGETHER, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Emeralds Found:	1353	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mines Excavated:	3259	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mine Wage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world and only finding rocks? Join our Minecraft server where the minimum wage is set at 100 diamonds per hour! That’s right, you can earn a living just by digging in the virtual mines.

Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8