🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2938 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!