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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8445 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!