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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 767 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7880 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!