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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1222 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!